May 2010
13 posts
4 tags
Quick to defend himself against a little parody. Wasn’t Paddon a big proponent of the “dish it out, take it” mantra?
May 5th
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Again, Paddon gets upset because a game journalist wasn’t thinking the exact same thing that he was thinking. This is grounds to accuse them of incompetence.  Paddon must be great to have as a boyfriend. Who wouldn’t want a demanding, humorless, obsessive, smug little man who gets angry when people don’t agree with him 100% of the time? Form a line, ladies!
May 5th
6 tags
If unboxing a Black Wii is useless, then what does that make posting about other people unboxing a Black Wii? Double useless?
May 5th
5 tags
Since Paddon is such a fan of correcting grammar, we feel it only fair to point out that “beat you to the bunch” is not fucking correct. People who climb on high horses ought to realize it’s a long way to drop.
May 5th
4 tags
Has Ben Paddon ever laughed in his life? Again, we have no idea why a joke Paddon doesn’t appreciate is somehow an example of “incompetent” journalism. It seems the site is more a stomping ground for Ben to bitch about writers he simply doesn’t like.
May 5th
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Ben Paddon hates it when game journalists poke fun at themselves and their jobs. After all, only HE is allowed to do that!
May 5th
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This fucking genius tries to claim that Destructoid’s exclusive video is not an exclusive video, even though it is an exclusive video.  When you’re calling somebody incompetent, it’s usually best to be, y’know, COMPETENT!
May 5th
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Ben Paddon doesn’t like having his time wasted with “slow news day” posts. That’s funny because complaining about every little perceived mistake in game journalism is VERY useful to society. Um, no. Ever heard of “don’t like it, don’t read it?” Ben Paddon has not.
May 5th
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A SIMPLE GRAMMAR MISTAKE IS GROSS INCOMPETENCE! THANK GOD BEN PADDON NEVER SPELLS ANYTHING WRONG! Except that he does. Of course, Ben’s allowed to because he’s decided he’s only human. Game journalists are supposed to be infallible and flawless machines!
May 5th
5 tags
We have no idea what the Daily Mail of Tumblr has a problem with here, other than attempting to share with us his opinion of movies. As an award winning film extra, he’s the obvious expert! Again, no sense of humor.
May 5th
2 tags
Ben Paddon has no idea what fun is. He will take a lighthearted retro column and pretend it’s an attempt at “journalism” which will then allow him to take it way too seriously and be a sour little bitch about it.  Paddon has no sense of humor. He reinforces this idea daily.
May 5th
3 tags
Here, we see Ben Paddon whining because he doesn’t like people making fun of videogame porn. Whether this is because he enjoys/creates a lot of it remains to be seen.
May 5th
3 tags
Complaining about comparing a virus to a computer OS = not gaming journalism news.
May 5th