People Who Whine About Game Journalists Are Pricks

People Who Whine About Game Journalists Are Pricks

Quick to defend himself against a little parody. Wasn’t Paddon a big proponent of the “dish it out, take it” mantra?

Again, Paddon gets upset because a game journalist wasn’t thinking the exact same thing that he was thinking. This is grounds to accuse them of incompetence.

Paddon must be great to have as a boyfriend. Who wouldn’t want a demanding, humorless, obsessive, smug little man who gets angry when people don’t agree with him 100% of the time? Form a line, ladies!

If unboxing a Black Wii is useless, then what does that make posting about other people unboxing a Black Wii?

Double useless?

Since Paddon is such a fan of correcting grammar, we feel it only fair to point out that “beat you to the bunch” is not fucking correct. People who climb on high horses ought to realize it’s a long way to drop.

Has Ben Paddon ever laughed in his life? Again, we have no idea why a joke Paddon doesn’t appreciate is somehow an example of “incompetent” journalism. It seems the site is more a stomping ground for Ben to bitch about writers he simply doesn’t like.

Ben Paddon hates it when game journalists poke fun at themselves and their jobs. After all, only HE is allowed to do that!

This fucking genius tries to claim that Destructoid’s exclusive video is not an exclusive video, even though it is an exclusive video.

When you’re calling somebody incompetent, it’s usually best to be, y’know, COMPETENT!

Ben Paddon doesn’t like having his time wasted with “slow news day” posts. That’s funny because complaining about every little perceived mistake in game journalism is VERY useful to society. Um, no.

Ever heard of “don’t like it, don’t read it?” Ben Paddon has not.

A SIMPLE GRAMMAR MISTAKE IS GROSS INCOMPETENCE! THANK GOD BEN PADDON NEVER SPELLS ANYTHING WRONG!

Except that he does. Of course, Ben’s allowed to because he’s decided he’s only human. Game journalists are supposed to be infallible and flawless machines!

We have no idea what the Daily Mail of Tumblr has a problem with here, other than attempting to share with us his opinion of movies. As an award winning film extra, he’s the obvious expert!

Again, no sense of humor.

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